Press kit

About Slush Fund

Slush Fund is a free online snowball fight for adults, played in any modern browser on a phone or computer with nothing to download. Up to 12 players battle across Pinecone Falls, a snowed-in paper-cutout town of 16 districts, with 20 satirical weapons, from the Hot Take Dispenser to the Orbital Freeze Ray, while fighting over the Soapbox, a scoring zone that keeps moving. It's free to play: every weapon can be earned in play, and weapons and looks can also be bought. Bought weapons are the same weapons players earn, and nothing bought changes the numbers: no extra hearts, damage or speed. Prize points and the leaderboard come only from playing. Slush Fund is developed by [COMPANY LEGAL NAME].

Fact sheet

Key features

• Play anywhere, instantly. Runs in the browser on phones (landscape) and computers, with touch controls, mouse and keyboard, or a keys-only layout with aim help.
• 20 satirical weapons, all earnable in play. The Ratio, the NIMBY Grenade, the Subprime Mortgage ("Lobbed high, lands on everyone nearby. Worked last time.") and 17 more.
• Hold the Soapbox. A moving zone worth 4 points a second, relocating every 45 seconds.
• A whole town to fight in. Pinecone Falls: 16 districts including the Rail Yard, Frozen Pond, Sled Hill and the Construction Site, plus wild turkeys.
• Fair by design. Server-authoritative play, Elo ratings between real players only, no text chat, filtered usernames.
• Make your own. 4 starters, 36 townsfolk and up to 3 custom characters with hats, hair, builds and any colors.
• Free to play. Every weapon can be earned from crates, power-ups, drops and chests, and weapons and looks can also be bought. Bought weapons are the same weapons players earn, and nothing bought changes the numbers: no extra hearts, damage or speed. Prize points and the leaderboard come only from playing. Nothing is tradeable.