Found in the snow. Mostly.
Seven weapons are yours from your first round. The other thirteen are earned in play: by level, from care packages, from the slush fund drop and from chests. The weapon of the day is everyone's for the day. The thirteen can also be bought, as the same weapons with the same numbers. Whoever gets to the crate first gets the toy.
- 7yours from your first round
- 13earned in play, or bought
- 14 sfor an empty crate to restock
- Halfof all crates spawn near the Soapbox
Clips run out, and then you're back to plain snowballs. Get frozen and you drop whatever you were holding, so somebody else gets a turn.
Featured
Orbital Freeze Ray
Rapid-fire ice. Funded by a man who would rather be on Mars.
A retro ray gun that fires glowing ice on full auto. Every hit slows the target for almost a second, which is plenty of time to reconsider their choices.
- Clip
- 30
- Fire rate
- Rapid 0.09 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
- Special
- Slows 0.9 s
Before the crates
Base snowball
The original. Free, unlimited and slightly damp.
- In hand
- 5
- Refill
- 1 every 1.1 s moving, 0.35 s standing
- Per hit
- 1 heart, +1 for a headshot
- Hold to charge, up to 0.9 s
- 5 hits freezes
Pick-ups
- Yellow snow3 double-damage throws. Don't ask.
- Hot cocoaExtra speed for 8 seconds.
- PresentsBlocks one hit.
All 20 weapons
Fire rate is the time between shots in seconds; lower is faster. "Per hit" is how many of your target's 5 hearts each ball takes.
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Hot Take Dispenser
Fires opinions faster than anyone can read them.
- Clip
- 24
- Fire rate
- Rapid 0.11 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Yours from round one
- Rapid fire
- Full auto
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The Ratio
Six replies at once. Close range only, like most arguments.
- Clip
- 5
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.8 s
- Per hit
- 1 per pellet
Get it Yours from round one
- 6 pellets
- Close range
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Doomscroller
Long range. Ruins your evening from across town.
- Clip
- 4
- Fire rate
- Slow 1.1 s
- Per hit
- 2 hearts
Get it Catch the slush fund drop
- Hold to charge
- Long range
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Thoughts & Prayers
Seeks out the target. Rarely changes anything.
- Clip
- 6
- Fire rate
- Steady 0.7 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Daily Chest
- Homing
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Auto-Renew Subscription
Three charges you never agreed to.
- Clip
- 8
- Fire rate
- Steady 0.6 s
- Per hit
- 1 per pellet
Get it Care package: a named streak or the underdog package
- 3 pellets
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HOA Snow Blower
Pushes the problem onto the neighbors.
- Clip
- 60
- Fire rate
- Rapid 0.07 s
- Per hit
- 0 no damage
Get it Yours from round one
- Rapid fire
- Crowd control
- Full auto
- Knockback
- Slows
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Subprime Mortgage
Lobbed high, lands on everyone nearby. Worked last time.
- Clip
- 3
- Fire rate
- Very slow 1.4 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Yours from round one
- Splash
- Hold to charge
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NIMBY Grenade
Bounces until it finds a backyard to ruin.
- Clip
- 3
- Fire rate
- Slow 1 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Contract Chest
- Splash
- Bounces twice
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Influencer Ring Light
Blinds everyone nearby. Content!
- Clip
- 3
- Fire rate
- Very slow 1.2 s
- Per hit
- 0 no damage
Get it Daily Chest
- Crowd control
- Blinds for 2.2 s
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Hype Cycle
Enormous on day one. Nobody remembers it by Thursday.
- Clip
- 8
- Fire rate
- Fast 0.16 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Reach level 3
- Rapid fire
- Full auto
- Large shots
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Participation Trophy Launcher
Huge, slow and everybody gets one.
- Clip
- 4
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.9 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Yours from round one
- 3× size
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Cancel Cannon
One hit and they are off the platform.
- Clip
- 4
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.9 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Care package: a named streak or the underdog package
- Crowd control
- Hold to charge
- Big knockback
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Orbital Freeze Ray
Rapid-fire ice. Funded by a man who would rather be on Mars.
- Clip
- 30
- Fire rate
- Rapid 0.09 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Streak Chest
- Rapid fire
- Crowd control
- Full auto
- Slows for 0.9 s
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Icicle of Truth
Goes straight through people. Nobody likes it.
- Clip
- 5
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.9 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Catch the slush fund drop
- Hold to charge
- Pierces 3
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Corporate Celebration Cannon
Mandatory fun, delivered in a burst.
- Clip
- 4
- Fire rate
- Slow 1 s
- Per hit
- 1 per pellet
Get it Yours from round one
- Splash
- 4 pellets
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OK Boomerang
Goes out, comes back, explains things on the way.
- Clip
- 3
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.8 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Care package: a named streak or the underdog package
- Comes back
- Pierces 2
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The Algorithm
It knows exactly where you are. It always did.
- Clip
- 5
- Fire rate
- Medium 0.9 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Contract Chest
- Homing
- Strong homing
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Reply-All Spam
Twelve pellets. Everyone is included. Nobody asked.
- Clip
- 3
- Fire rate
- Slow 1 s
- Per hit
- 1 per pellet
Get it Yours from round one
- 12 pellets
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Frivolous Lawsuit
Takes forever, hits everyone involved.
- Clip
- 2
- Fire rate
- Very slow 1.6 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Catch the slush fund drop
- Splash
- Huge splash
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Trickle-Down Snowball
Splits into smaller balls for the people below.
- Clip
- 4
- Fire rate
- Slow 1 s
- Per hit
- 1 heart
Get it Catch the slush fund drop
- Hold to charge
- Splits into 5
Free, earned and paid
Every weapon can be earned in play, and weapons and looks can also be bought directly, so you always know what you're getting. Bought weapons are the same weapons players earn, and nothing bought changes the numbers: no extra hearts, damage or speed. Prize points and the leaderboard come only from playing. Chests are never sold.
| What | How you get it | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 7 starter weapons | Yours from your first round: Hot Take Dispenser, The Ratio, Subprime Mortgage, HOA Snow Blower, Participation Trophy Launcher, Corporate Celebration Cannon, Reply-All Spam | Free |
| Weapon of the day | Everyone's for that day, earned or not | Free |
| 13 earned weapons | Hype Cycle at level 3; three from care packages; four from the slush fund drop; five from chests. Or buy them: the same weapon as anyone holding it | Free to earn, or $1.99 or $4.99 each |
| The Top Shelf | The three strongest: Doomscroller, Orbital Freeze Ray and The Algorithm, sold only together | $9.99 |
| The Full Armoury | All thirteen earned weapons | $24.99 |
| Spawn Kit | Start every round with a weapon from your arsenal in hand, chosen in the Arsenal | $9.99 |
| 3 chests | Daily Chest (all three daily challenges in a day), Streak Chest (a streak milestone day), Contract Chest (the weekly contract). Each lists everything it can hold | Never sold |
| 7 free looks | Five by level on the Winter Season track, plus the Paper Crown of Middle Management (Daily Chest) and the Glitter Bomb Trail (Streak Chest) | Free |
| Small extras | Emotes, name glows and kill-feed banners (coming later) | $0.99 each |
| Shop items | Paper Trail | $1.99 |
| Weapon wraps | A new look for a weapon, with exactly the same damage, range and speed (coming in a later season) | $1.99 each, $9.99 for five, $24.99 for all 20 |
| Shop skins | Tinfoil Beanie, Office Party Lampshade, Hi-Vis Middle Manager, Tuxedo Print Snow Suit, Googly Eye Ski Mask, Germaphobe Respirator | $4.99 each |
| Winter season pass | The premium track: Ugly Sweater (Ironic), Quarterly Report Suit, Strongly Worded Letter | $7.99 |
| Bundles | Mid-Life Crisis (Lampshade, Hi-Vis, Googly Eye, Paper Trail) and Paranoid Prepper (Tinfoil, Respirator, Tuxedo) | $9.99 each |
| Founder's Pack | Founder's Captain Hat, Founding Member Badge, the season pass and a reserved name | $14.99 |
| Legendary skins | Animated skins with a particle trail and their own freeze effect (coming later) | $24.99 each |
| Legendary bundle | Three legendary skins, matching wraps and an emote (coming later) | $49.99 |
| "Mayor's Office" set (working name) | A mayor's sash and top hat, a podium emote, a gold-plated wrap set and a Town Council name plate (coming later) | $99.99 |
| "Key to the City" (working name) | A numbered collector item, limited to 500 and numbered in order of purchase: an animated key skin and your name in the town hall, plus the Mayor's Office set. Not an NFT, and it can't be traded or resold (coming later) | $149.99 |
Prices are in US dollars. You pay with SOL or USDC on Solana (no card payments); the SOL amount is worked out at checkout from a live rate and shown before you pay. Every purchase is final: once an item is delivered it can't be refunded. Payments aren't live yet, so nothing can be bought today. No paid loot boxes, and nothing can be traded or resold. Names marked "working name" aren't final.